A Martyr to Idleness

appearance > reality

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via thewritersramblings)

schweiber:

*to the tune of “our house”* I’m DRUNK in the middle of the WEEK

(via ashcanranting)

bootycap:

fan fiction has given me a whole new outlook on MRA’s who call themselves alphas or betas

(Source: mittlittlebrony, via kaalashnikov)

ssejery:

[ me pointing at steve rogers ] luv that bisexual

"um he’s straight-"

[ me pointing at steve rogers ] luv that bisexual

spvrrow:

when you hate your life and you want to hate it even more:

image

(via kaalashnikov)

I’m gonna fuck hozier

 - Blurred Lines (German Naruto Opening Remix)

princessrosalina:

i fixed blurred lines

(via rhymewithrachel)

 - Blurred Lines (German Naruto Opening Remix)

princessrosalina:

i fixed blurred lines

(via rhymewithrachel)