A Martyr to Idleness

appearance > reality

theimmortalironfists:

look i don’t wanna be famous for the fame i want to be famous so i can meet other famous people

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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aonootaku:

IMPORTANT.
DON’T DO IT.

aonootaku:

IMPORTANT.

DON’T DO IT.

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“This isn’t physics, Claudia
This isn’t biology either, or chemistry, in any conventional sense
Or any of those other things you’re so good at
No, this is a road map
Preferably in Ancient Greek
And you don’t like where it’s leading
So you make like you can’t follow a white line
Pointing at the garbled words instead, yelling
“But I don’t speak Greek
I don’t even like it!”
So do me a favor, Claudia
I know you want to be a doctor, smart as you are
You say you want to save me
But you won’t put your hands on me
Not even in the middle of surgery
So please
Next time you go on a road trip
Buy a better map
And I’ll try to keep my love letters
In Ancient Greek”

—   On Loving A Straight Girl - Dolly Hayes (via myideaofdirtytalk)

I am one of Degas’s uglier daughters
There are hundreds of hundreds of me
And before he died
He used to run
His fingers down my spine
And I’d sit
Very
Still

And I am just a laundress
Bare-backed and heavy-handed
Caught mid-action
But not mid-leap

The history books will mention us
The daughters and lovers of Degas
And people still come to look at us
But sometimes
I wish
He’d burned us all

I doubt the ballerinas feel the same

My spine is still long, though
Against the rolls of flesh you so admired
And I am still very still
Though you aren’t here to tell me to be
And I wish they’d buried me with you
Because I have been wringing out this laundry
For the last one hundred years

—   Pity For Paintings - Dolly Hayes (via myideaofdirtytalk)

yurimetaphor:

reasons to watch revolutionary girl utena:

  • in one episode it looks like two girls are making out in a car as it circles a sword fight in midair and it’s a metaphor for how the patriarchy corrupts innocence
Natalie Dormer does The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

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dragondicks:

ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME CHARACTERS DRAWN FROM 3/4THS VIEW FACING LEEEFFFTTT [AUDIENCE ROARS]

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erenjaegrrr:

squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

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